Today's Excuse Poster

“What excuse did you come up with today?”

Oof. Now that's a gut punch...

This is a "motivational" poster that doesn’t hold your hand. It side-eyes you, and gives you the lookover instead. This poster is your daily reminder that “busy” isn’t a personality and “tomorrow” is just code for never.

Hang it somewhere unavoidable: next to your laptop, your mirror, a screensaver on your laptop, or the refrigerator door. Every glance is a gentle roast that pushes you back to work.

Printed on matte paper that looks as sharp as its message, this piece was made for high-achievers, recovering procrastinators, and anyone who needs a little public accountability (in private).

Details:

11"x14" matte print (10.3 mil paper thickness)
Bold typography that stares back at you
Ships rolled up, because wrinkles are for excuses, not posters

No fluff. No fluffers. Just a truth bomb in ink.