To Be Oatmeal Sweatshirt (White Text)
“Some people can’t handle spice. That’s not a reason to be oatmeal.”
Not everyone can handle flavor. And that’s their problem, not yours.
This sweatshirt was made for the ones who walk into a room and immediately raise the temperature a few degrees.
It’s cozy enough for downtime, bold enough for showtime, and just cheeky enough to remind people you weren’t built for bland.
Made with a 100% cotton face and soft fleece interior, this is your go-to armor for the days you’re too seasoned to water yourself down.
Details:
100% cotton face; fleece interior softer than your ex’s excuses
Classic unisex fit (for the spicy and the spice-curious alike)
Double-stitched collar, cuffs, and hem for long-term heat retention
Tear-away label for when you’re done being labeled
Turn up the flavor. Let the oatmeal crowd simmer.