The Seasoned Sweatshirt (White Text)
“You weren’t made to dissolve. You were meant to season the whole pot.”
This one’s for the ones who never blended in. Who walk into a room and change the whole flavor profile just by existing. The Seasoned Sweatshirt is your reminder that you’re not meant to disappear quietly into the mix. You’re the spice rack, babe.
Soft enough for lounging, sturdy enough for world-shaking. It’s your cozy, confidence-layered “main character” moment. Proof that you were never made to dilute your magic.
Details:
100% cotton face with a fleece interior so smooth it borders on disrespectful
Classic unisex fit — flattering without trying
Double-stitched collar, cuffs, and hem for long-term seasoning
Tear-away label for when you’re done blending in
Be the reason bland got canceled.