The Detox Sweatshirt (White Text)

“If your brilliance makes them gag, good. That’s called a detox.”

For the ones who stopped dimming and started detoxing. This sweatshirt is your wearable boundary: Soft, slightly smug, and built to repel those that provide unsolicited opinions.

Crafted with a 100% cotton face and a plush fleece interior, it’s cozy enough for self-care Sundays, yet structured enough to side-eye mediocrity on a Monday.

Slip it on when someone mistakes your confidence for arrogance.
(It’s okay, they’re just allergic to growth.)

Details:

100% cotton face; interior blend for cloud-level comfort
Classic unisex fit—flattering, not frumpy
Double-stitched collar, cuffs, and hem for “I’m not going anywhere” durability
Tear-away label for when you’re done being labeled

Wear it. Walk tall. Grab your popcorn & kick up your feet as you watch them choke.